Newspapeeer.

Wait, you there!

Where are you looking? Up here, up here!

You were delivering those, huh?

Those surface... "newspapers".

That's... right, but...

Just what are you trying to do?

Spreading that vulgar news from the surface.

You're pushing unnecessary information on folks with no place on the surface.

What will you do if they get homesick?

UNDERGROUND CANAL BEYOND THIS POINT