"Lightly Lewd Kancolle" Suzuya and the Admiral ①

[Splashy splashy Admiral] Nume nume Teitoku, nume nume is alliterative expression of squishing sounds made when having sex

Isn't that nickname too harsh for me?

Because Sazanami and you do [splashy splashy] things every day.

That's a bit of an exaggeration.

Admiral, you're a lolicon, right?

That's not it.

How many shipgirls became your sexfriends?

Why are you assuming that I even have sexfriends?

Sazanami told me.

What?

So Sazanami is your first experience, right?

Why the hell do you know that?

Anyone can tell just by looking at you.

Don't be selfish and pay more attention to the mood, okay? She'll hate you otherwise.

So you saw...

Ah, I almost forgot.

Haguro asked me to hand those over to you.

Those?