Please, Kaga-san!

No.

I don't wanna fight NPCs any mooore!!

I wanna do it with a real, live, person!!!

...and what's more,

I truly cannot forgive that.

I'm sorry!!! I won't do that anymore!!!

But really, with the time and all, there's nobody that I can play games against!!

I just happened to pass by, and I'm already pretty sleepy...

Remember that time before where I had only one life left and you just came along and sucked me up as Kirby - then went and committed suicide?

I know! A match! Let's have a match, and if I lose, I'll give up!!!

If I must... is RPS or something okay?

Smash broooooos

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