You there, girl! With that queer hair color and attire of yours, one could presume that you hail from Japan, yes?

Sure I am!

...oh, what perfect timing! I've got some on me right now!

There! Oni, ouuut!!

As such... how about it? Gazing upon my countenance, yes.. do you not have the urge to throw a certain something at me?

Yes, yes, of course you are!