I should have known...

They're all completely hopeless.

Hey! Jack, why is there no meat today?

This is basically abuse!

Please, I beg you one last time.

Just give me ten more gold coins, I won't lose again.

If you don't give me my spending money...

I'll tell everyone about the obscene things you did with the old hen next door.

Old hen?

Hey! What's this about an old hen?

You already have so many wives...

You're actually targeting edible food now?

Ah...so annoying...