What even is this?

It smells. It's dangerous.

Apparently just by adding this, food will turn into cooking.

WE MUST PUT IT ON JAPARI BUNS IMMEDIATELY.

This is the second helping of cooking we've been waiting for.

This...

It burns, and it's so hot. I keep putting it on everything. I can't stop.

It's addictive.

Let's add more!

Let's put it on everything!

The Next Day

Guh...!! My butt... my butt is... EXPLOSION!

...We patiently... await seconds...