According to the Records of the Three Kingdoms

"Liu Bei can see his own ears,

'n what's a Yellow Towel? Originally "bacteria-resistant clan", pronounced koukinzoku like "Yellow Turban rebels" does

and the arms could reach the knees."

some kinda wet tissue~?

"Not really interested in reading, and prefers animals, music, and wearing pretty clothes."

Really? Going all the way back from there? Liu Bei, brother

They posted a bulletin for the suppression of the Yellow Turban rebels

Sorrreee Liu Bei doesn't read the bulletin or the news

It is clear that Liu Bei's real identity is a schoolgirl.