Heavy cruiser HMS London

Wow, so many chimneys! Just paint them black and red, and you'd get Titanic!

I'm not Titanic! We don't even look alike! Titanic got 4 chimneys!

What's wrong with a cruise liner!?

Let's do something romantic!!

No warship gets that many chimneys, 3 is a lot! So you look like a cruise liner after all!

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HMS London Remodeled