Somewhere in Normandy, France

We got separated after all....it'd be good to have a teammate now...

I really wanted to team up with sister Garand...she is really popular and very elegant, just like a lady....

Imagining...

*psssssh*

Garand from some airborne unit

Eeek!

Which idiot invented these retarded leg bags!?!?!? My goddamn ammo is gone!!!

Leg bags were designed to help paratroopers to quickly retrieve their equipment after they land, but a design flaw caused many paratroopers in Normandy to lose their leg bags during their landing, thus making this equipment notorious among the airborne divisions....