"Love" is a powerful feeling... therefore it is very hard to control...

It can even mess up a person's life...

Think about it carefully and then calmly make a decision. That's all I can say.

... Now, I think it's time I get back to picking up chicks.

All right! Today's the day I'm gonna get me a girlfriend!

... "Today's the day"...? Mister, does that mean you've never successfully picked up any girl...

No... never even had a girlfriend?

No...