Today an onion sprouted from my head.

Was it a gift from God? I plan to grow it with great care.

Sheesh... Just how dirty do you have to be for an onion to grow on your head?...

My onion...

Can't you take a bath by yourself?

*sniffle*... That was so mean, Master...

That's it! I cannot take a bath by myself! So Master will have to join me!

So that's what you wanted!? You horny Vocaloid...

Tewi!