noire: why the fuck is your wartortle named chapstick

spark: uhh i had chapstick in my pockets when i caught it….

noire: i can’t believe you’re a team leader

(happens a month after "this":http://www.surfacage.net/post/148884792904/some-guy-instinct-just-memes-around-uselessly-i)

(thank you to nimiana for spaghetti, salvesilverio for wingdings, thecolossalennui for chad, pkmn-trainer-touko-tajiri for fearow, hymnofthevalkyries for sassycheeks, coffeemakernamedhank for chapstick, and VaultedVagabond@twitter for donglord LOL)