I understand about the lap pillow but...

Why do I have to wear a P.E. uniform...?

Hey, come on, a P.E. uniform is every boy's romantic desire...that's not wrong is it?

Nah! It's fine by me! If you gladly accept me then it's completely okay!

Bu,but having a lap pillow like this...having my body contact you is, how do you say, a little embarrassing.