I'm perfectly aware of the Game of Thrones-y statement that goes, "The internet is dark and full of spoilers," and yet I failed to heed that advice and got myself spoiled on sh1t. Like stuff about our friendly little fish-thing-inspired-from-what-could-only-have-been-spawned-from-the-devil's-anus butler(?) Umio. Before I got to check out VII.

So yeah.

Here's my take on what the little guy probably looked like as a human. Emphasis on "probably." It's like, two in the morning and I just ingested a few coffee candies. They were good and now I regret eating them. That has nothing to do with the drawing, just so you know. I'm just caffeinated so bad I think I should've died like three hours ago.

Fuckin ANYWAY, here's Umio as a dude with glasses and a sad Uzume. Whoop-dee-doo. La la la la

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