Sooooo... why is your nose so long?

Well... Actually, I'm Pinocchio.

You messing with me? You want me to stretch your nose out some more, is that it?

I'm sorry! I'm really sorry! Ah, he's coming, so let- owowowow!

Have you seen the IAAF World Championship?

Koji was amazing, don't you think?

Sigh... as you say.