But mites aren't.

Mites!?

What the hell, maidens don't have mites in their hair!

Being a maiden has no biological effect.

You're basically saying that you don't want to touch me because I'm dirty!?

I didn't say that. I'm just saying that I don't want to touch things in an unclean environment.

Stop messing with me!

Calm down.

How can I be calm!?

You're always like this...!

Do you seriously like me!?