At last, Hana's partner for her first date has arrived.

-Huh? What are you doing here Genji? -Good day Captain.

-You can't... possibly... with Hana... -Correct, I am here as her date.

-How old are you? -I will be 35 this year.

-Bull. You look at least 50. -What? But now my face is covered up... -I saw the video, you got wrinkles all over.

-Well anyways... you got an aimbot? -Huh? No I do not.

-You don't have aimbot?! Turn around and face the wall!

-How about a biotic field? -No.

-Then what the hell are you gonna do when Hana goes in the red?! -I have my dragon blade....

-Dragon blade? How can you protect my Hana with such an old ass fighting style...

-Who's the fella outside? -Genji.

-Genji? That wasabi flavored ninja boy? What's up? -He's going out with Hana.

-Going out? What, did Overwatch call ya' over? -N...no, nothing of the sort, we are going on a date.

-A date? -Watch a movie, go to the arcade, a date! We're going out on a date, McCree.

-An actual date? -Yes, an actual date.

-Y'serious? -Yes. I am in a relationship with Hana. For about a month now.

-How old are ya? -35 this year.

-Don't fuck around, your face looks at least 50. -Aha, yes, the captain said the same thing. I will take care of it.

-Take care? In that body? What a load of crap. Don't you start with me wasabi!

-Tell him straight. If he doesn't have the support skills, then he should give up on Hana.

-This guy can't support, but he sure can cut down people quick, so he's a hundred times more useful than you. Not to mention he ain't got no counters.

-Why are you describing me to fucking nothing him.

-Still, if you don't even have a biotic field... -Oi, where you lookin' at? Am I too bright for your eyes? Fine.

-Jack, call the undertaker... -Oh my... -Crap. You crazy son of a bitch.

-You're lucky that my ultimate ain't charged. -Yeah, not to mention I left my rifle back at home.

-Ya scared? You pissin' ya pants, wasabi! Do y'know how to even use a gun?

-What's so great about ya, wasabi?

-Fine, let me ask one last thing, you got a one shot one kill ulti? -No.

-You (censored). -Oi, Hana can hear you, she's coming down.

-Now listen here boy, you bring her here by 9. -If you're even a second late, Imma hunt you down with my gun.

-Do you understand? I'm going to fire my helix rockets and they're gonna be shoved so far up that ass Mercy made for you.

-Yeah, and I'll be there too. With Peacekeeper fully loaded.

-It will be High Noon for ya at least a hundred times. -Good, I like the sound of that.

-Oh, and last but not least. Are you an eunuch? Physically? -What? I mean, yes...

-Keep it that way, or you will die.

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