Suck on this!

Including you.

We've come to offer our sincerest apologies over our Chen-chan's "Celebrating 1000 Scarlet Devil Mansion Explosions ~ Just wait 'till you see the 1001st! ~ Parade"...

Come on, Chen-chan, you say you're sorry too.

As you can see, the person in question is deeply sorry too...

What on Earth are you seeing, and what are you hearing?

Well, isn't it fine, Mistress?

I'm sure Chen didn't have any ill intent either.

That she didn't have any ill intent is the problem.

She's someone who will happily do things that anyone else would think are bad.

But isn't just about everyone in Gensokyo like that?

Yeah.

You're wrong! Chen-chan is a girl who knows the difference between good and evil! I'm sure she had ill intent!

It was 100% pure ill intent.

Don't either of you see anything wrong with what you're saying right now?

Sigh... Well, okay.

In any case, I'm not going to be too harsh on anyone involved but my accomplice of a little sister.

No-one got hurt anyway. The tentacle nursery just got a bit burnt is all.

We were lucky that it was just the tentacle nursery.

If you're referring to Patche-san when you say "the tentacle nursery",

I think the real bad person is among one of you.

They decided it was all Patchouli's fault.