People frequently ask me how I get along with my younger sister.The truth is that I actually have not one, but FOUR younger sisters.And all of them are very weird.Very absent-minded. Always forgets on which side the bow goes. Head in the clouds. Slightly smarter than a fairy, so she performs maid duties under Sakuya's supervision.Sakuya has made her into a real killing machine.
That is, you better not eat her borsch.A titty monster who is my younger sister by mistake.Mother did not have enough milk for all four, so this one was fed some artificial mixtures.Due to hormone overdose her height and chest size increased drastically at an early age.All sisters are advanced beyond their years per se. But this one is a real mutant!Mother could not manage four children, so one sister was left to the maids to raise.This Flandre grew into a real bitch.- The pi equals to four, tell 'em before it's too late!- Sis in pajamas is so cute!Go fuck yourself!With pleasure!She pisses me off.- Rem-chan! Rem-chan! The quadrature of a circle equals infinite, Rem-chan! Tell 'em, do tell 'em!- God damn it, Sakuya, who let her out of the basement?!- Hey, Flan, where are my bagels?
- Eh? Yes, excuse me, mistress, right away.- Yo, sis! Care to join me today?Often hangs out with Marisa. Sakuya says they're dating.Men dig her childish looks, and in the morning, after a rowdy night, they become her victims, or just find their wallets missing.Oh mom, just why am I so like you...This Flan was normal, until Patchouli Knowledge moved in.This young and overly curious brain has collapsed under the colossal weight of all the information coming from that person.She is doing rehab now.We keep her in the basement, away from prying eyesbut sometimes she becomes too agitated and vents excessive emotions on everyone nearby.She can smack you up in a fit.Yes, my sisters are very odd, even dangerous. But they are my family, and I love them the way they are, and they love me too.Well, that's how we live on... four nutjobs and their older flat sister.
People frequently ask me how I get along with my younger sister.
The truth is that I actually have not one, but FOUR younger sisters.
And all of them are very weird.
Very absent-minded. Always forgets on which side the bow goes. Head in the clouds. Slightly smarter than a fairy, so she performs maid duties under Sakuya's supervision.
Sakuya has made her into a real killing machine.
That is, you better not eat her borsch.
A titty monster who is my younger sister by mistake.
Mother did not have enough milk for all four, so this one was fed some artificial mixtures.
Due to hormone overdose her height and chest size increased drastically at an early age.
All sisters are advanced beyond their years per se. But this one is a real mutant!
Mother could not manage four children, so one sister was left to the maids to raise.
This Flandre grew into a real bitch.
- The pi equals to four, tell 'em before it's too late!
- Sis in pajamas is so cute!
Go fuck yourself!
With pleasure!
She pisses me off.
- Rem-chan! Rem-chan! The quadrature of a circle equals infinite, Rem-chan! Tell 'em, do tell 'em!
- God damn it, Sakuya, who let her out of the basement?!
- Hey, Flan, where are my bagels?
- Eh? Yes, excuse me, mistress, right away.
- Yo, sis! Care to join me today?
Often hangs out with Marisa. Sakuya says they're dating.
Men dig her childish looks, and in the morning, after a rowdy night, they become her victims, or just find their wallets missing.
Oh mom, just why am I so like you...
This Flan was normal, until Patchouli Knowledge moved in.
This young and overly curious brain has collapsed under the colossal weight of all the information coming from that person.
She is doing rehab now.
We keep her in the basement, away from prying eyes
but sometimes she becomes too agitated and vents excessive emotions on everyone nearby.
She can smack you up in a fit.
Yes, my sisters are very odd, even dangerous. But they are my family, and I love them the way they are, and they love me too.
Well, that's how we live on... four nutjobs and their older flat sister.
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