Please lend me some lotion.I don't have any lotion!Why does it have to be lotion anyway!? At least use oil or something!You don't use it every night?What do you mean "Don't you use use it every night?"!? Don't talk like there's one bottle of lotion in every house!But we do have one.
Lotion, that is.We do!!?Why do we have it!? I don't use that kind of thing!Calm down, it's not like I'm cheating on you. I only use it when I'm alone.You... What are you saying in front of other people!?Now, my dear guest. It's going to be a little cold, so please bear with it.Aaah!What's with that adult entertainment industry's manner of speech!? Don't tell me you've done this before!?Why do you know what adult entertainment industry's manner of speech is?I... no...Don't worry. I'm faithful to you.Aaah!Don't say that kind of line when you're lotion-ing someone else!Now, pull.Coming!You too! Stop yelling "Coming"!
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