He licks me whenever something happens.

What? Food? Want to be pet?

This is probably for food.

But it's not dinnertime yet.

Just a small snack.

Gosh you're soft. He probably thinks you'll listen to him if he licks you.

Hahah. Can't be.

That cat...

today...

is furiously licking the door.

...thinks you'll listen to him if he licks you.