While I do think this is a good plan,

When I think of popping out in front of her I suddenly get all embarrassssed....

No...

Have you lost your nerve, perchance?

Quite. I thought that it was a cute plan that would have made it easier to get familiar, but...

Clearly, if one were to attend a strategy meeting or the like in such an appearance, one would be on the receiving end of quite the chastisement, yes.

I understand. Let's put an end to this plan, then...

But ya'know? Even without the push from the pudding or whatever, you've got plenty of appeal going for you, yeah?