To begin with, Prinz isn't a person's name, is it?

Both Z1 and Z3 are Kriegsmarine ships just like I am, yet

the others call them with the cute part of their names like Lebe and Max!!

Well, certainly, if you're looking at the original and stuff, but, no matter the angle, my name is "Prinz Eugen", and everything...

Oh, I've just hit on a splendid idea!

So whyyyyy!? Why is it only my name, and mine alone, that doesn't get cutifed!!