Look, Alice. Those birds flying there are Whooper swans.

Huh?

They're migratory birds, you know. Since now is the season, they are flying south toward Iceland.

Because there are shops in Glasgow that only open for them in winter....

Huh....

You seem to know a lot about the ecology of birds.

Pfft. You couldn't tell by looking, but my main job is to be a ornithologist.

Huh, your main job...!?

Hahaha. Just joking.