These 'computers' are certainly difficult beasts...

Vye-roos?

That's a Taisho bint for 'ya!

'ya don't know? Viruses are downright nasty little berks!

You're such a handful, aren't you? I'll teach you right proper!

I see.

Wait!

Lesse... so I can fix it by running this 'Down-loaded Ee-ex-ee fai-el here?

A virus has been detected on the computer that you are using!

Please click OK immediately to delete it!

Are you serious?