Okon-san!! You ate my donuts, didn't you?!

Don't 'urk'! You Glutton!

Urk

Because of things like that you've gone and gotten all chubby!

This tanuki is nothing but ass!

Wha-!? Ah-!? Bouya!! Take that back, right now!!

It seems to me that this nothing-but-ass tanuki has a full belly!!

You don't have to go that far...

Who's a jiggly kitsune with a 150 years worth of excess meat buns silhouette and a year-round winter coat...

I didn't say that-

Fu fu fu...... When I stand, I jiggle. When I sit, my clothes burst. I look like the Michelin Man walking around...

I- I'm sorry- I'm sorry Okon-san...

Hey.

...... If you really want to apologize, go buy me some Popping Shower*... *"Popping Shower" is a flavor of ice cream from Baskin Robbins in Japan