Anyway, it's about time you return his hat and let mister officer here go.

Hmph, say what you think, but this is a good opportunity to sass these officer types.

Uhm... Excuse me.

I don't know much about women, so I would get embarrassed if you sass me anymore than this.

My, so you're still a boy.

Sorry about that, okay? As an apology, how about you come and play with me?

I must keep my body pure until the day I take a wife.

Bwahahaha!