I believed it all along

Oops, I guess I forgot to turn the lights off...

Tomorrow's breakfast (made by Alice)

It's so late at night, where were you? What were you thinking, making me wait here?!

Ah! Reimu!

Reimu! Why don't you have any black tea in this house? What a worthless shrine! Absolutely worthless!

Rei * Ali

With Ms Charisma and Co.

You act like it's normal to have no tea in the cupboard!

Why are you in my house...?

Who cares about that? Where were you, Reimu?!

I bet you were cheating on me!

I went to go eat at Alice's...

WHAAAAAT?!

You don't need to have anything to do with that figure otaku! You should have come to eat at my place!

You'll eat so well you'll throw up blood!

I'll make food with lots of red ingredients...

This whole Rei*Ali thing is all a lie anyway! You should just make it Rei*Remi already, stupid Reimu!

What a useless miko! This is why it always becomes Mari*Ali! Stop stringing my lady along!

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