Häagen-Dazs sure sounds German-ish!

It sure does.

Hacchan, what does it mean dechi?

Häagen? Is that Copenhagen? No, there is a town named Hagen in Germany...

Häagen-Dazs is an American company.

It's a coined word from the start - there's no deeper meaning to it.

Dazs... the hell is Dazs!?

Anyway, I'll just say something that sounds authentic for now and just roll with it.

The person called "Dazs",

Crap... as it stands, I'm just gonna be seen as a regular Germanomaniac!