Yeah, yeah, I know. It's my fault.

It's always the same. You blame me for everything.

Did you not even consider the possibility that Master was the one who asked me to dowse for the boundary of her areolas!?

Are you arguing that there's a possibility that some ravens are white?

Hehe, you fool! Don't take the clever commander lightly!!

That's Henpel's Raven, a theory on the statement that all ravens are black, when contrapositioned...

I only care about the fact that the mouse in front of me is black.

My crimes might be black, but my crotch is chaste! I'm Nazrin!!

Wait!

If we don't check Shou's areolas, we won't be able to come to a conclusion!!

That's right! There needs to be a trial!!

My heart might be tainted, but my crotch is chaste! I'm Hijirin!!

Ah, she stole that from me.

But now it's 2v1! Nazrin-san is innocent!

Because Japan is democracy!

If you don't like it, then wrap yourself in bombs and charge into the National Diet, you minority!!

However, I'd like to have mouse hot pot tonight.

If you don't like it... then what?

Nazrin-san will be assassinated.

*shaking head*