What on earth is this wooden stick thing?

It's an ear-cleaner! A tool that you insert into your ear to clean it.

Y... you put this into your ear...!?

Yep.

Just like this...

I... isn't this dangerous!?

It's fine.

Then do it yourself.

Ooh... Ooooh-

Are you okay, Graf?

You can use the fluffy part on the other side, too!