Hey, you know, you look just like this guy in a Heisei manga I was reading! No, wait, are you actually him!? Really!? You're adorable!! And you're older than me and everything!!

Whoops, hand moved on its own~

Shut up

I don't care

(who's a good boy)

Whoa, it's just like in the manga! Your whole body's all marionette-y, huh? Hey, does that mean your dick too? Can you, like, shoot chakra beams and stuff?