You kids are here because I couldn't keep you inside properly...

It must have been so cramped inside of mommy, huh...

If you had just stayed in there a little longer, I could have taken care of you properly.

If you had come out big and strong, you wouldn't need to drink milk out of those straws...

Im sorry your mommy couldn't keep up...

I'm sorry...

I'm so, so sorry...

You must want to drink milk on your own. Sorry, children...