Darling, before you hit me listen to my explanation.

In your past life, your were a Jade Maiden in the Heavens, and I'm the Wood Wolf of Legs of the Twenty-eight Mansions. lit. "Mansions." Referring to the 28 constellations which are ruled by the Four Mythical Beasts

We made a promise in the Heavens that when you are reborn as a human, I will descend and continue our relationship.

Putting aside whether you're a dog or a human, how can I even date a woman.

Worry not my darling.

I can change into any sex if I cast a spell.

Oh! My oh my.

Turn back into a female.

A male.

Now both.

Hm~? Just which part of you is male and which part of you is female? Let me take a look~

Stop, stop that~