Oohh... so this is what they call a cellphone?

I heard they're distributing them to everyone. Hey, hey, let's exchange email addresses later!♪

...wait, Commander, are you even listening?

Yeah, I am.

Roger that nanodesu.

There might be quite a few things inside that I don't even know how to use or navigate through though. Give me a few pointers so I can at least call somebody or send a message.

*Something like an iPhone.

PDA

Probably the intended meaning is "Smart Personal Organizer Device", but this winds up hilarious for people familiar with British slang.

The PDAs have been promptly delivered to all affiliated members of the naval base.

Oh, got it... well, word goes that those were built to exact specifications to be impact-resistant and water-proof, but really, I don't see much difference between them and a normal smartphone.

The spods are intended to hasten speed of transmission of orders and to act as a contingency measure for emergencies, or so it seems...