Steely Dan

Why're you an amusement park shopkeep?

You're an actor, right?

Why are you even in Egypt to begin with?

Your next starring role in "Lovers 2" is already crackin'. You said on your blog that the location filming is in Pakistan.

Also give me your autograph.

Gee, Jotaro. Are you a fan of Dan's?

...All right, I'll tell you. Just don't tell anyone else that I'm here.

Right now I'm feeling conflicted.

In the last film, the protagonist was a real scumbag. But I was just handed the scene layout for him in "Lovers 2"!

Lovers 2 Important Scenes *Stomped on back *Stabbed by a fence *Forced to act like a bridge

*Stomach punch *Stone thrown at *Wallet stolen *Watch taken *Door slammed on *Beaten by store employees

I have to act as a miserable man who has to cry and beg for his life...!