After lots of embarrassing incidents

Long story short,

I feel bad for your parents since I made a young girl like you keep coming to my house everyday...

So, why don't we get married...

Sure

By the way, I just realized that I have never asked about your age...

How old are you? You are younger than me, right?

Seven...

I'm going to be 18 soon!!

I don't go to high school!!