Um, I can explain.

No wait, no I can’t.
I just felt like drawing the boys as bonafide pieces of trash. Forgive the mess, I did them at a stupid hour while delirious and listening to fan covers of “Yankee boy, Yankee girl.”

IN LIGHT OF THE NEWEST EPISODE FEATURING SCUMMYMATSUS PROPER NEAR THE END I FEEL THIS IS APPROPRAITE.