Bromiji: "I see that you work out, slave of Saigyouji."

MAN!Youmu: "Likewise, dog of Aya."

Bromiji: "Care to fight whose hawt bodz who works out the most?"

MAN!Youmu: "I certainly do not mind to show off my hawt bodz a spar. The things that cannot be cut by my Roukanken, forged by youkai, are next to none! RAAAAARRHHH~!"

Bromiji: *howls*

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Please forget my stupid imaginative roleplay. *shot*