Okay, I'll explain from the beginning.

I've been getting a ridiculous amount of spam mail in my mental inbox recently.

So I figure, "Ah, my comm antenna's reception is too good…

and it's probably picking up extra noise again."

So to test it, I try converting my ear attachments to salmon jerky…

figuring, "There's no way I'll receive anything with salmon jerky!"

And what do you think happened?