Looks like I've just come across the most wonderful thing of the year...

Master,

We have secured two of them.

Splendidly done. Were they strong?

No sir. They offered no resistance, so we just crushed them completely. It was a one-sided affair.

Oh no, we can't have that.

As a precious sample of an Abyssal ship...

I want to personally take care of you, see here.