I'm not gonna die!

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Lyrica's CD, somewhat selling!!

Wakasagihime keeps making waves 水揚げ (mizuage) means to "come out of the water", usually used in the fishery industry to refer to how much fish is caught. It can also mean the defloration of a young prostitute.

Today's Momiji

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Quite the opposite! Watching you two...

Yukari

I'm beginning to think that I've gotta live a long life...

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Yukari Yakumo is dying!!

Yukari's charisma

Ongoing Charismatomalacia

Can't resist against snacks, she dies

What have you done this time, you hoaxy writer!

Oh, nice timing!

Yukari Yakumo, who's going to retire from the present world by next morning, is here as our guest today!

My condolences, man!

What is this? A prank about short-lived beauties?

Look at that, not a care in the world! We're gonna miss this big shot!

Don't go around making fun of people for the sake of television!!