Yuri Squid Yellow and Purple ―after the update―

Uwah...scary...!

What's that?

Wow, you knew where to wait for me.

It's only from time-to-time. So, how was it?

I'm perfectly at the top-limit of S+!

It was pretty tough, you know? It took me several days!

I know...you were already at the top of A+ before.

I only just made it to S, though. I guess I'll be ok in Turf Wars without you.

...were you lonely?

Wha-

Of course n...

Ca, can't we still do more turf wars?

Of course! My body's been aching for Purple-inkling's roller, you know?

I'm just telling the truth.

I also want to cover you with ink.

I use the weapons other than Custom Splattershot Jr. after a long interval!!

Any day, any time, there's a chance the brick of yuri strikes you!

Well endured!

You did it!

Yeah, only in Inkopolis! A parody of "only on the iPhone" ad.