Personification of Octoball

Big sis... Why does an Octoling captain have big boobies?

Outfit looks sexy, too

*giggle*

Male Squids are weak against big boobs, you see. When a male Squid sees these, his intelligence level becomes that of a 3-year-old child.

That's why I've been training my breasts.

Of course! I'd expect no less from you, captain!

Reality

She's not gonna attack me?

Cousin