Hmm... What kind of fake articles should I write for April Fools' Day tomorrow?I got it! Let's pretend that Yukkuris increased suddenly!"Yukkuri mass outbreak—numbers reaching 5000!" It sounds fun!The following dayAya-san, emergency! There's been an explosive increase of yukkuri!H-how many are there?About 10,000!Good, my lie can still be a lie.Hmm... Yukkuri numbers have grown too high, and feeding cost is so expensive.I wonder if I can sell them to someone...But it looks like they're overflowing and causing problems elsewhere too, so that'd be asking too much.Today's product is this: "Soft Cleaner"!This is made of such soft material that you can clean delicate things without any scratches.I know! I'll polish the yukkuri, and sell them as beautiful beads.Damn! I've been had!Soft CleanerWhew
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