Sorry, but I'm dead serious.

For the time being, the only replacement is this. Make do with it.

Or perhaps you'd prefer using potties or diapers? I use those for my fetish plays.

Shut up, you damn perverted night battle idiot!!

Baby fetish play idiot!!

Or rather, isn't this just a plastic bottle? Can't you just distribute these to everyone earlier?!

Why do you specifically tell us to gather at the office?!

Hmpf!

I'll bet it's because you want to see us naked, right?!

Yeah.

Don't answer so quickly, you pair of perverts!!

Right, now to the serious talk... Even if we do have a lot of plastic bottles,

For the part that's attached to the bottle opening, we only have this single one that I bought on a whim for myself.

If I let people take it and then they lose it, that would be putting the cart before the horse,

So the only option is to have you do it here.

Ghnnnn... S...Still...