Salt, dammit!!!Soy sauce!!!And what might all this fuss be about?Oh, Koizumi-kunWell, you see...They're arguing over what to put on their fried eggs?Yes, they are.There's only one seasoning when it comes to eggs, and that's salt!You put it on hard-boiled eggsSalt is the best way to bring out the flavors in food!Then how come not one person has ever put salt on their eggs over rice?!Soy sauce is perfectly suited to the Japanese palate, and the only thing that can bring out the flavor in eggs!What would one call this...?
A rather interesting dispute we're seeing here.They've been arguing like this ever since I arrived. What should we do?Well, this appears to be nothing more than a lover's quarrel, so it would be best if we stayed out-Koizumi!!What do you season your eggs with?!Oh no, now a spark's fallen on me...WellI happen to be partial to worcestershire sauce.What kind of weirdo does that?!"weirdo..."I love worcestershire sauce too! It's delicious!Mikuru-chan! What do you use?!PiiiiiiI-I-I- uh......like to use......ketchup.I'm sorry...Mikuru-chan using ketchup is cute, so I'll allow it!There thereI have no objections to that!But we still haven't reached a verdict.Yuki!What do you put on your fried eggs?!Before I answer that question......there is something I would like to ask.What's that?I'll answer anything if it'll put an end to these bloody egg wars.I would like to know the precise cause and circumstances......that precipitated the start of these egg wars.Prior to the outbreak of the Egg WarsKyon, I made toast, for breakfast, would you like some?Mmm, let me have a fried egg on it too.The moment of the outbreak of the Egg WarsHey, what're you doing putting soy sauce on those eggs?!Huh!? What're you talking about, you always put soy sauce on eggs!!End of flashbackCause: This morning's breakfast
Circumstances: The morning afterTh-This discussion is over!!!The end of the Egg WarsIt really was just a lover's quarrel.Thank goodness the fighting is over.Honya?Rrk!*clap**ding*Fweh?!
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