EHHHHH!!?

What?

Ooichi~

Ahhn~ <3 Kitakami-san~ <3 ... and the admiral. What are you doing here?

W...wwwwwwhat is this, Admiral?! and Kitakami-san?!! what? why?!

Don't fret yourself. Just c'mere for a sec, will ya?

Hmm~ <3 What are we doing?

Girls who get their heads rubbed by Admiral and have feelings for him feel specially happy, so I wonder how you're feeling right now, Ooicchi.

Ooh? She reacted this quickly?

Wwhhwhwhaaaaaaat?!! Feelings for the Admiral?! That's unpossible!!! I'm all about that Kitakami-san LOVE!! Please brace yourself, Admiral, because I'm sentencing you to an oxygen torpedo later!!

FUUUOH!?

Ha ha ha ha, you're harsh, all right, Ooi.

.... Girls who receive that must have feelings for him...however...

Needless to say, this was turned into a news article several days later.