Incidentally, the "Re" in Reitaisai is the "Re" from Remilia! In other words, Reitaisai happens to be—! Pun on Reitaisai and Re-itai-sai, Re[milia]-pain-festival.

I understand, Onee-sama. What you really wanted to say was 'The First Remilia Gymnastics Festival'. Am I right? Pun continues, 'Re[milia] [dai]i[chi] tai[sou-]sai'.

If so, then surely you have an explanation for why we don't have 'Funitaisai' as shorthand for 'Flandre's Second Gymnastics Festival'.

Fu[rando-ru Dai]ni Tai[sou]sai. "Funi(funi)" = caress or tender/soft.

...Eh-! Wai-!

You've got the wrong 'tai' symbol there...! Flan substituted 大 in Reitaisai (tai - big, large) with 体 (tai - body, physique, health)

Wait!? At what point of time did we have an information misinterpretation!? I plead you to point out from what moment did I have a cognitive distortion!?

Let's see. First, 'Funitaisai' is a shorthand for 'Competition for the Most Fluffy Body'. From there, maybe?

I know. I bet you're thinking I'm giving the Young Mistress weird ideas again, right?

Okay, tell me! Why you do this, again!?

I just wanted some attention...

Ah-! That's not fair!

Why would you do that!? Pache, how could you!?

We're doing Funitaisai?

Hmmm.

This little one's the champ?

Thank you for your hard work.