And wait, don't you already have a freakin' hot kid sister!?

I don't understand this! Be satisfied with that!

Besides, my little sister is a "Little Spinster"!!※ Himouto, a pun on himo no onna, "a woman who gave up on love while young".

※Look up You're a Little Spinster, Umaru-chan! for details

You can do it! (monotone) You can do it!(monotone)

Uh...well, we've gone off-topic, so...

I invited you here today as a way to break the deadlock in order to put an end to calls to my little sister...